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★ 4.5 MILLION WAVEFORMS. ZERO TASTE. ★   ENGINEERING EXCELLENCE. AESTHETIC NEGLIGENCE. ★   4.5 MILLION WAVEFORMS. ZERO TASTE.
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R&S®MXO 5 OSCILLOSCOPE

CATCH EVERY
WIGGLE.

Miss every design trend.

4.5 million waveforms per second? More.
Good font choices on this page? Fewer.

4 or 8
ANALOG
CHANNELS!
GET A QUOTE!!!

Not that kind of quote. But also that kind.

MXO5_glamour_shot_FINAL_really.jpg _ □ ×
MUCH WOW.
MANY WAVES.
Rohde & Schwarz MXO 5 oscilloscope↖ ACTUAL PRODUCT.
ACTUAL KNOB.
CERTIFIED
VERY
RECTANGULAR
Fig. 1: A perfectly respectable instrument caught in a design incident.
⚠ WARNING: MAY REVEAL THAT THE GLITCH WAS YOUR FAULT ALL ALONG.*Fictional rating. The knob is real.

BIG NUMBERS.
SMALL DESIGN BUDGET.

These specs are real.
We checked. Someone had to.

ACTUAL
FACTS!
01 / ACTUAL SPEC>4.5M

Waveforms per second

Update rate. Your glitch has nowhere to hide.

02 / ACTUAL SPEC2 GHz

Maximum bandwidth

Depending on model and options. Maximum drama included.

03 / ACTUAL SPEC12-bit

ADC resolution

Finally, some depth. Unlike this sales copy.

04 / ACTUAL SPEC500M

Points per channel

Standard acquisition memory. Remembers what you wish it would forget.

Product facts: official Rohde & Schwarz MXO 5 page ↗. Features depend on model and configuration.

BUT WAIT!

THERE ARE MORE
CHANNELS THAN EXCUSES.

Real features. Questionable delivery.
All enthusiasm. No restraint.

01

4 or 8 analog channels

Choose your channel count. The eight-channel model brings the whole waveform family.

02

Zone triggering

Draw zones on analog, spectrum or math views. Catch the event. Blame it later.

03

More than 50,000 FFT/s

Fast spectrum updates. Even your frequency-domain problems deserve screen time.

CHANNEL YOUR
INNER CHAOS.

Configuration guide, now with unnecessary attitude.

4-channel MXO 5: bandwidth choices from 350 MHz to 2 GHz. Four witnesses to your circuit decisions.

☎ OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY* *IN OUR IMAGINATION

READY TO MAKE SOME MEASUREMENTS?

LET'S TALK
WIGGLES.

REAL PRODUCT & QUOTE REQUEST ↗

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