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DEFINITELY NOTRohde& Schwarz*ENGINEERED TO TEST YOUR PATIENCE.
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quiet-noise-floor enthusiast.
TECHNICAL STUFF ↓
★ STOP SCROLLING. START SPECTRUM-ING. ★   8 GHz OF BANDWIDTH. ZERO PIXELS OF RESTRAINT. ★   STOP SCROLLING. START SPECTRUM-ING. ★
AS SEEN IN YOUR LABNEW TO THIS VERY BAD WEBSITE★★★★★ 5/5 KNOBS*

R&S®FSWX SIGNAL AND SPECTRUM ANALYZER

MEASURE THE
IMPOSSIBLE.

Explain this website.

The signal analyzer with serious range.
And a web designer with none.

8 GHz
ANALYSIS
BANDWIDTH!
GET A QUOTE!!!

Not that kind of quote. But also that kind.

FSWX_glamour_shot_FINAL_really.jpg _ □ ×
WOW.
SUCH RF.
Rohde & Schwarz FSWX signal and spectrum analyzer, hero view↖ ACTUAL PRODUCT.
ACTUAL KNOB.
CERTIFIED
VERY
RECTANGULAR
Fig. 1: A perfectly respectable instrument caught in a design incident.
⚠ WARNING: MAY DETECT SIGNALS YOU WERE HOPING TO IGNORE.*Fictional rating. The knob is real.

BIG NUMBERS.
SMALL DESIGN BUDGET.

These specs are real.
We checked. Someone had to.

ACTUAL
FACTS!
01 / W I D E8GHz

Internal analysis bandwidth

So much bandwidth.
So little whitespace.

02 / H I G H44GHz

Max. frequency, FSWX3044

It goes up to 44.
This page goes up to eleven.

03 / T O G E T H E R1 or 2

RF input ports

One for the signal.
Another for your commitment issues.

04 / S H H H H×-CORR

Cross-correlation

Reduces inherent analyzer noise.
Sadly cannot mute this website.

Product facts: official Rohde & Schwarz FSWX page ↗. Features depend on model and configuration.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MORE
CROSS-CORRELATION.

We don't know why we're yelling.
The noise floor is actually excellent.

01

Multichannel signal analysis

Capture phase-coherent signals at the same or different frequencies. Multitasking, but with a purpose.

02

Preselected I/Q analysis

Reject unwanted signals in the microwave range. If only your browser could reject unwanted gradients.

03

Internal multipath architecture

Multiple paths to better measurements. Somehow, every path here leads to Comic Sans.

PICK YOUR
FREQUENCY FIGHTER.

Two models. Both more qualified than this page.

FSWX3026 selected. 26.5 GHz maximum frequency. Available with 1 or 2 input ports. An unreasonable amount of reasonable engineering.

☎ OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY* *IN OUR IMAGINATION

READY TO MAKE SOME MEASUREMENTS?

LET'S TALK
HERTZ.

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“Be the signal you wish to see in the noise.” — Nobody at Rohde & Schwarz